| : | :Friend is drunk:: |
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| Friend: | yo.. I didnt think i would get drunk so fast, im sucha pig! |
| Me: | yeahh.. weaksauce... |
| Friend: | I feel like im 15!! ::starts swaying:: |
| Me: | you ok buddy? |
| : | :Ne-Yo song starts playing:: |
| : | :friend starts crying:: |
| Me: | O_O... why're u crying!? |
| Friend: | I like this guy but i .. i... i dont know what to do! ::covers face:: |
| : | :I burst out laughing:: |
| Friend: | your such a pig shut up! |
| : | : I continue to laugh:: |
| Friend: | Im going to throw up... look at my eyes! how do my eyes look!? do i look drunk!? look at my eyes man!... omg... ::moans and groans:: this is the worrsstttttt.... i feel sooo super sickkk |
| Me: | you had like.. 2 sips... |
| : | :waitress brings dessert with two spoons:: |
| Friend: | OMG SHE THINKS WE"RE ON A DATE YO! SHE THINKS WE'RE GAY!! |
| Me: | or.. that we wanna share? |
| Friend: | ... Im sucha pig for thinking like this... i always think like this... can i have my drink? |
| Me: | NOPE. H2O for you babe! |
| Friend: | WHY!? .... I can do it! ... ew.. our waitress is sucha pig! |
| : | :while we're leaving I wander off talkin to my friend only to find out shes talking to a random stranger at the door... across the parking lot from me, how i lost her - i dont know... i dragg her away:: |
| Friend: | that guy knew i was drunk! im sucha pig! |
| Me: | be more careful, creepers will try and take u home woman! |
| Friend: | ugh yeah your right!... hes sucha pig! |
| Me: | shut up with the pig thing! |
| Friend: | ::stares at me for a second: your sucha pig... |
| Me: | ... we're going home... |
| Friend: | : walks to the car::.... i.. i may need to throw up... and pee... i gatta pee too... |
